Dreaming Out Loud

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

I hate filling out online job applications. It gets so repetitive

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneymydarling:

sytycd10:

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE STARTS TOMORROW.

I AM SO EXCITED

homemadedarkmark:

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

realizing it’s your roommate’s food and you can’t have it

WHEN ANOTHER SEMESTER OF SCHOOL PASSES AND I DONT FAIL OUT

howdoiputthisgently:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

(Source: sighsomemore)

thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

shouldertappingghosts:

Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are

[whispers]

people you know on here

I’m staying up later tonight, when I have to go to church in the morning and drive back home, than I have the whole time I’ve been home.

I’m not ready to go to sleep and I don’t understand why

(Source: roryamy)