Memorial Day
I’m pretty sure I passed President Obama’s escort/van today on the way back from the airport. It was pretty exciting, actually :-)
May 2010
“You’ve indicated your interest,
And I’m educated in sex, yes.
And now I want it bad, want it bad
A love game, a love game.” —“Love Game,” Lady Gaga
And I’m educated in sex, yes.
And now I want it bad, want it bad
A love game, a love game.” —“Love Game,” Lady Gaga
MLIA
Today I read an MLIA about how if you replace the word “wand” with “willy” it will make the Harry Potter books more interesting. I tried. I am now re-reading all the Harry Potter books this way. MLIA
I am doing that once I finish reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
:-D
My Personality Type: The Dreamy Idealist →
ipersonic.com
Creepily accurate.
Thanks Lauren.
Cramps
I hate them. Damn my uterus :-(
“I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.”
—Texts From Last Night. Area code 215
“I’ve got that new, I’m a single girl swag.
Got me and my girls and we’re singing it” —“Goodbye,” Kristinia DeBarge
Got me and my girls and we’re singing it” —“Goodbye,” Kristinia DeBarge
Summer Loving
I’m pretty sure summer brings out the horniness in people. Especially of the male persuasion.
But this time I’m not complaining :-)
“I miss you more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal”
—Vita Sackville-West
Play
Video
I just taught my mom how to watch videos online. Took her awhile to get it :-)
Marching Band Video Game show →
collegehumor.com
Why wasn’t my high school this awesome? Or Ball State?
Incitefully →
incitefully.com
I’ve been reading this for about a half an hour. And I understand them. I’m there, right now, where most of these poems are.
It hurts.
White Wedding
I’ve been watching a lot of wedding shows, and talking about getting married. I need to stop. It makes me miss him more, since I thought that I had met the man I was going to marry.
And now I have more ideas for my wedding. A lot of it reminds me of him. But I know my wedding’ll be classier than the ones I’ve been seeing.
I think I just want to get married soon, so I don’t have to deal with dating anymore.
The Winner Takes It All
Meryl Streep
Buh. Story of my life right now.
I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I’d be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules
The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
Straight Jacket →
newsweek.com
Not too sure how I feel about this article, or Newsweek anymore.
First off, I never suspected Jonathan Groff was gay until I read this.
Ramin Setoodeh should’ve written the article better to more effectively argue what he claims is his main point: if George Clooney came out, would we accept him in straight roles from now on?
More Dreams
So yesterday someone asked me who the best cat was. I went to PJ’s profile to make sure that Bismark was, indeed, the best cat, and I stumbled upon some rather interesting news. Apparently the girl he’s been dating, who came to visit him this week from Florida, dumped him. So now we’re two newly single people.
Fuck.
That’s probably why I had this dream last night. We were in his room talking, and talking about her. Then he says something about how hurt he is and decides to kiss me. And then keeps talking like nothing happened. And then kisses me again and again and again. And for some reason, it takes me awhile to stop him.
But I finally do. At least, he stops trying to go further. Later we meet up with Annie (his ex), and she’s drunk and telling us all this stuff. He goes to talk to her. Then I woke up.
I’m not going to let that happen. I’m done with him in anything more than a platonic sense. It took me four years to get completely over him. I’m not doing that again. I don’t deserve to do that again.
Airplanes (feat. Hayley Williams of Paramore)
B.o.B
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now…
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
