Dreaming Out Loud

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

serious string

fabulousfinnick:

giraffepoliceforce:

lokisha-laufeyfey:

bellajedi:

popdickle:

im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:

turshas-world:

quintheeskimo:

begrateful-staypositive:

reborn-from-the-ashes:

I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN.

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.
HOLY FUCK.

You forgot one

woops almost forgot

I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

thedailywhat:

VP Debate Hair Switch of the Day: Ew.

[biotv]

tyleroakley:

faceofbong:

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was not that.

(Source: willyumbeckett)

barackfuckingobama:

daiedalous:

whimsicalcircles:

the-ryuchan:

hairlikemerida:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.

Guess Leo missed the boat on that one

If only he’d missed the other boat.

I CAN’T

THIS POST IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

(Source: iamahugslut)

delano-laramie:

ziav:

she is wearing a tank top for a top and a tank top for a skirt

this lady needs to lose her tank top lisense

(Source: biglilkim)

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

moonblossom:

applecorr:

oh my god

there’s a mr. potato head that’s outfitted like iron man

and they call him tony starch

i can’t

There is a whole series of these, all with terrible pun names.

Darth Tater

Idaho Jones

Optimash Prime

etc

survivingreichenbach:

dyanitokala:

caitikoi:

tannanana:

tattooeddicks:

ladamania:

This should constantly be on my dash just every few days.

“Wait I just…I can’t…fuck”…. I died.

Kam and I are still Internet famous, I see.

I have reblogged this at least twice before and I give no fucks.

This is golden.

Things that only got better with time.

Am I the only one who noticed Jared Padalecki in the background?

(Source: shakaii)

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

#clint barton

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)

throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:

Also maybe just stop touching everything.

Look at the cute bird/animal but leave it alone or I’m going to start picking up your kids and carrying them around like, “OMGGG look how cute quick take my picture with it #nature”

Reblogged for that comment ^

(Source: empatheticvegan)

thedailywhat:

Pale Kid Raps Grammar of the Day: Fast-rapper Mac Lethal lays down a little Strunk & White to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.”

Your move, Watsky.

(Not Safe For Work, your a f*cking idiot.)

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